Goldmine Suction orbital energy rig consumes Earth star
End of an era as ancient star converted into 5 BTC
Today the Developed Ancestors of The Ancient Solar System (DATASS) gathered at the edge of the corona of their once mighty star to bid farewell. Even a few tears were shed as the orbital mining rig removed the last remnants of the star that had played a key role in early human and dolphin development. Bitcoin (BTC) prices rose 2% on the announcement of solar collapse.